"Hoodoo Ted" Boss Fix Conjure Doll
SKU:
HT4995
$49.95
$49.95
per item
Boss Fix Conjure Dolls are the perfect solution to any issues you may have at the workplace, bank, or any other institution where there is someone "over your head" that you need to sweeten to your cause. This Boss Fix Conjure Doll is carefully created according to proper New Orleans Voudou protocol and ritually prepared to assist you in your magickal endeavors. Control bosses and workplace conditions, control partners, compel them to stay home, use him as a wishing doll to make your deepest desires come true, use him as a business mentor who can influence the best decision making for your situation, and even ask him to attract a Sugar Daddy, if you are so inclined. All matters of commanding and compelling are in his domain making him one powerful ally to have in your corner. Comes with a .5 oz. bottle of Boss Fix Conjure Oil for all your magickal needs.
Be sure to read the article below to learn more about Hoodoo Ted, he's got quite the reputation!
Be sure to read the article below to learn more about Hoodoo Ted, he's got quite the reputation!
Extra! Extra! Read All About Hoodoo Ted, the Boss Fix Conjure Doll
The Origin Story
Boss Fix Conjure Dolls have an interesting history. In 2008, I was commissioned to create thousands of dolls for Greenbay Packer fans called "Voodoo Teds." After 7 years in storage, I recently uncovered several boxes of these Voodoo Ted dolls, already made, dressed in their best business suits. I had completely forgotten about them. Some of these dolls still have their Voodoo Ted labels sewn to their bodies so they are actual collector's items in the world of Green Bay Packers fans and novelty Voodoo dolls collectors. The original ad for the Voodoo Ted doll read: "Voodoo Ted was created specifically for the diehard Green Bay Packers fan who has a bone to pick with GM Ted Thompson. Many fans, and you know who you are, feel that some of his decisions, particularly with regards to Brett Favre, have been just plain whack! Come on Ted, don't bench a legend! Bring Favre back! Better yet, let's bench Thompson! Voodoo Ted comes with a hanging rope and two Voodoo pins to work your mojo for boon or bane. Oh yeah, and a cheesehead hat of course."
That was just his first public job, however. He is no longer working for the Greenbay Packers and frankly when asked, he says, WHO DAT?!!! Note that the dolls for sale do NOT come with the Green bay Packer cheesehats and paraphernalia. Ted just says, "Don't judge me for my past. I'm a new (conjure) man now." ************* |
Voodoo Ted was none too happy about being kept in a
box as he felt he had so much more to offer the world.
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The original Voodoo Ted
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Hoodoo Ted Today
Gone are the cheesehats and hangman's rope, Ted has a new purpose now, and it is to serve the people. He aims to dominate any boss for any employee in need of a raise, better working conditions, a transfer or promotion. Hoodoo Ted (yes, he has also changed his name) has a track record of perfection, power and prowess, all you have to do is tell him what you need, work a little of that Boss Fix Conjure Oil into him and BAM! your boss will be puddy in your hands. But don't think it stops there! As a Commanding and Compelling doll, he can seek out wayward lovers and bring them home. He can make your man keep his thang in his pants. In fact, check out what Wicked Witch extraordinaire Dorothy Morrison (author of Utterly Wicked) has to say about Hoodoo Ted: I have a lot of customers of late who seem to be having trouble with their mates behaving themselves. If this applies to you - if your mate can't control his or her wandering eye, or even worse, other parts of their anatomy - help is on the way in the form of Hoodoo Ted. That's right, Folks...Hoodoo Ted has branched out - and now handles errant lovers as well as obsequious bosses! ~ Dorothy Morrison |
In the Hoodoo Almanac 2013 Gazette, I declared October 16th as official Boss Fix Day. As the national holiday Boss' Day, it seemed the perfectly logical Hoodoo association! There is a huge energetic flow towards employers on Boss’ day by millions of people making it an ideal time to put your mean ole boss fix doll in a jar with a little boss fix oil, a pinch of red pepper, a cinnamon stick and a master root along with a written petition. Or, fix up a candle with boss fix oil and roll in Boss fix powder. Write a petition on a piece of paper you get from work like the copier he or she may share. Write your boss’ name 9 times on the paper one right under the other, then turn the paper 90 degrees and write your demands on top of your boss’ name nine times. Attach the paper to your Boss Fix Doll and light a purple candle drizzled with honey and cinnamon sugar and burn it all the way down. Or take some shredded paperwork from your job, or your boss' business card and stuff it inside the doll (the feet are open and you can easily add any number of compelling herbs or petition papers, personal effects, etc. into the doll).
HOODOO TED IS THE ULTIMATE COMMANDING AND COMPELLING CONJURE DOLL!
HOODOO TED HAS BEEN MISSING FOR MONTHS. DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?
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